apparently, none of that revenue has ever gone towards getting some servers that aren't held together with paper clips and goddamn chewing gum.

this shit is hosted on reel-to-reel machines built during the fucking cold war.

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If I had 5 bucks for every time I've been disconnected while trying to do anything in this game, I could afford to build the entire thing all over again from the ground up, without any of R*'s bullshit in it.

Oh so you've been disconnected at least 53 million times? Plus, let's say 10 million for the costs to develop the Rockstar Advance Game Engine originally^[1]

So overall you've been disconnected a total of 63 million times give or take a few million?

[1] I can't find the exact costs for the RAGE