Match Thread: 3rd Test - India v England, Day 2

[HELP] Wife has an ever-present cricket ball stench

Any guys here have pitch monster wives? My beast is an absolute racket on the cricket pitch and spends several hours playing every day. That's totally fine by me by the way - I'm not one of those chauvinistic morons who think women have no place in sports; she's allowed to play ball whenever she wants. I noticed it a few months ago but didn't mention it to her because she's self conscious about that sort of stuff, but last night we we were making love and I just couldn't stand it. You know how they say Sharpie smell kills your neurons? Cricket ball smell killed my boner. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they use that stuff as libido inhibitors. I went from Steve Smith to Joe Burns in a matter of seconds. I've showered her 2 or 3 times this morning and the stench just won't go away. It literally smells like she's been rubbing balls into her pores all day. Any Cricket players here have that problem? Anything we can use to stave off the scent? Baking soda? Borax? Any ideas at all are much appreciated.

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