You're a narcissist. You treat simple mistakes like they're evidence of mental disorder, and you don't see how nasty and insulting your tone can be. I know you believe, deep down, that you're some genius and you know the solution to everyone else's problems, but you have giant flaws yourself, and if people threw them in your face the way you do to those closest to you, maybe you wouldn't be so quick to judge everyone and tell them how to manage their lives.

You just called your 11 year old granddaughter dumb to her face, which I'm sure was said in your typical nasty, condiscending tone. Your 75 year old ex-husband fills up rat holes in your kitchen for hours, then you fight with him over nothing when he's explaining the work he's done. I offered to move your "free" bark myself, rather than watch you flush your money down the toilet yet again, but rather than telling me in plain English that you didn't want me to do it, that you'd rather blow $200 on a six hour job, you just tell me in a condescending tone that you think I'm incapable of finishing the job. Well I'm sorry we can't all be as functional as you, treating everyone in our lives like dunces while living in a 24/7 panic attack.

PS: I think your $1200 dog is sick. She sounded like she was in pain when she was crapping on the floor earlier, and now she's making aching sounds while sleeping.