Kill Bill vol 1
• 1 0:00:30 - 0:02:16 At 2:26 she's shot, why didn't she say earlier? • 2 0:05:19 Pasadena, CA • 3 0:07:34 School bus arrives, driver doesn't see them in perfect view? • 4 0:07:52 Nikki comes home, place is trashed, mom & stranger bleeding. Happens all the time. • 5 0:08:30 Why exactly did they bleep her name? • 6 0:10:00 So how come Vivica can settle down with a family, but Kiddo couldn't? • 7 0:10:15 She takes her coffee with "cream & sugar". Coffee pot is empty, she never even tries to pour the coffee, but 10:47 gives mug to Kiddo. 10:51 she takes a sip, of what, cream that's been sitting on the counter for how long? • 8 0:10:45 For being a trained assassin, she sure does leave a lot for the police: fingerprints, blood, witnesses • 9 0:12:13 Nikki is four, Kiddo says that "nothing in the past four years", wha wait? And her own daughter would be four as well. So Vivica was full preggers when this happened too? Didn't show. I'm no doctor, but doesn't it take a few months? • 10 0:12:50 She has to fix Nikki's cereal? Isn't it after noon? Shouldn't she be making dinner? • 11 0:13:26 There's a gun in the cereal box? Way to put the kid in danger if she happens to try for that toy surprise. Also I'm pretty sure the good Dr. Bell doesn't make Nikki's cereal, otherwise he might find a gun. • 12 0:13:42 The walls are spattered with what I assume is the cereal, but why would it stick if it's dry cereal? Also, it's on Kiddo's right when the bullet went on her left. Maybe she's just a dirty mother. • 13 0:14:06 Mom shoots a gun & Nikki doesn't make a peep, cry running towards her, nothing, just stands like she's from Paranormal Activity. Maybe she's possessed. • 14 0:14:17 Oh now you try to hide the knife. Good thinking, she'll never see it. • 15 0:15:13 Floor is covered in whole pieces of Fruit Loops, yet the wall looked like the spatter was something like Wheaties. Maybe it's from a previous gun fight. The Fruit Loops don't look like they've been blown to bits, certainly not in a "spray" pattern. • 16 0:15:15 There's a gun shot in the neighborhood and no one looks? They should've had as Kiddo drives away a Neighborhood Watch sign to make it even funnier. • 17 0:15:45 O-Ren is killed first according to the list with #1 crossed out, next she crosses out Vivica. So that means she has the sword, right? Why didn't she use that? Also that means she would've flown to Japan and back, and the "Pussy Wagon" was still there? Why didn't she just get a new car? • 18 0:16:21 Four years and six months earlier in the city of El Paso, TX • 19 0:16:46 Four pairs of sunglasses, not fastened, yet doesn't move. Inertia anyone? Even on the bouncy dirt parking lot? • 20 0:19:34 She spits out, which means her airway had to be blocked. Which means she was breathing. No one saw? How come the spit isn't red with blood? • 21 0:20:00 Elle Driver enters the hospital, presumably the one in El Paso, TX. She walks in somehow knowing exactly where Kiddo is? The victim was involved in a gang-style execution, why no police guards? Security? A boy scout? • 22 0:20:10 She walks in, no one challenges her? Wouldn't anyone notice someone whistling? • 23 0:20:42 Not one cop outside the door. • 24 0:20:50 Face wounds healed, she must've been there for a while. Yet 21:05 shows her fingernails haven't grown. I guess the nurses give mani-pedis. • 25 0:21:28 No one notices a nurse coming out of the ladies' room? I'll give that some hospitals might have a hard time knowing every nurse, but I'm fairly confident all of them had two eyes. This one would stand out. Also, no name ID tag. • 26 0:22:50 Get's call at last second cliché. • 27 0:23:20 She's shouting, cursing, no one notices? And what exactly is her problem? If anything Kiddo broke Bill's heart, not Elle's. • 28 0:24:18 They're a team of assassins, how would killing her in her sleep "lower us"? How many have you guys killed that happen to be sleeping? • 29 0:25:30 So, four years of IV's being inserted & removed, moved around, sponge baths, bed pans, needles to draw blood for tests, and a mosquito wakes her up? Oh and her hair and nails hasn't grown? Great job nursing staff! • 30 0:26:00 When a bullet leaves the barrel of a gun, it's spinning. • 31 0:26:07 She's obviously waking up in a fright, you can hear the monitors are beeping faster, wouldn't that have triggered the alarm at the nursing station? What if her heart had stopped? Oops? • 32 0:26:28 Oh come'on someone had to hear the scream? • 33 0:27:30 She's crying. • 34 0:27:33 She hears a noise and turns her head, no crying. • 35 0:28:57 He carries a jar of Vaseline in his back pocket? Also using Vaseline in the vagina leads to infections since the body can't expel it. So no nurse in four years would've noticed? • 36 0:29:27 He dies from biting his lower lip? • 37 0:29:40 She tries to walk but her legs are atrophied. But her arms are as strong as ever. • 38 0:29:58 Hey he still has 19 minutes left. • 39 0:30:28 He has sunglasses in his shirt pocket. Why? It's night. • 40 0:30:35 Look how she's positioned. He would've had to walk over her to get in, but he doesn't see her? • 41 0:30:42 See, she has super strong arms to pull a guy at about say 150 lbs., then fling a door several times on his head. • 42 0:30:52 She's shouting, hitting someone, no one sees or hears? • 43 0:31:50 Sure, the sunglasses are a perfect disguise. Hold on, you have a little blood, um, right there…..oh you got it, completely incognito now. • 44 0:32:18 Where did she get the wheelchair? There wasn't one in the room. Did she crawl down the hall? No one noticed? Super strong arms again. • 45 0:32:48 Pussy Wagon. Not one sexual harassment claim? • 46 0:32:46 Notice the cars parked on both sides? Not much room for a wheel chair. Yet at 32:56 she has room. How could she unlock the back seat doors? Usually the key goes in the driver's side door, but not the rear door. If she opened the driver's side first to unlock the back, why didn't she just go into the front? • 47 0:33:20 She's straining hard to pull herself inside, when she weighs far less then Buck, no straining and crying there. She's also limber enough to double over and reach to close the door. • 48 0:33:55 I would've thought a Pussy Wagon would have a bed in the back or something, not room for five people. • 49 0:34:20 Perfectly manicured toes. • 50 0:35:09 Nope, Vivica doesn't look preggers, but stripes are slimming. • 51 0:35:40 Wow, after shooting up a church they hang around staring at her for a long time. Cards anyone? Tea? • 52 0:35:49 So they had a banner for Elle Driver, O-Ren Ishi, but not for Vivica Fox? Or Bud for that matter? • 53 0:39:45 How come none of the blood is on the blade? Or trickled down the blade? • 54 0:40:55 I get she swore revenge on Boss Mastsumoto, but what about the white shirt guy? • 55 0:42:38 Oh c'mon, she's got a 9mm, not a hand cannon. Legs and head don't explode. • 56 0:43:15 Yeah he's a dick, I'd shoot him too. Minus a sin. • 57 0:44:05 Wait, her mistake was that she "should have killed ten"? At 17:00 they're going through those that died, there were nine including you. • 58 0:44:19 Wow she re-wrote the entire field of orthopedic rehab, just "wiggle your big toe". • 59 0:44:27 Thirteen hours later. In all that time security didn't find the two dead bodies, call the police, search the parking lot maybe? Oh hey that's Buck, his keys are missing? Best check to see if his truck is still here, can't miss it. Also wouldn't her body shut down since the only "food" she's had was IV's, like in 28 Days Later? At least she would've peed herself. • 60 0:44:30 And she walks normally. After four years she only needed 13 hours and her will. Take that, medicine! • 61 0:44:49 Different car on left, no car on the right, several cars gone. So there were people going in & out. No one noticed her or the wheel chair she kicked out of the way? "I wonder how this got here….." • 62 0:45:00 She's taking a flight out? With what money? OK she's an assassin, she might've had a stash, but after four years it's still there? No one built a mini-mall or something? And why wasn't Bill keeping tabs on her or her stash locations? • 63 0:45:05 OK so the plane leaves El, Paso. I'm guessing that's where she parked the Pussy Wagon. The police never check the airports for the girl or the truck? So then after she kills O-Ren, she flies back to Texas, then drives to Pasadena since she had the truck in Pasadena and Vivica's house. Why didn't she fly from El Paso, to Tokyo, then just to California and get another car? Instead she takes all the trouble of driving a dead man's truck that's highly noticeable. • 64 0:46:18 Knives are pointing up. • 65 0:47:52 Knife goes on magnetic wall, pointing up. • 66 0:47:55 Knife angled to right • 67 0:48:04 Knife pointing up but still a little to the left. • 68 0:48:23 Knife pointing up • 69 0:50:00 He just finds out she can speak Japanese, that she's been lying, why doesn't he throw her out?