My Stories ........ I Need a Beer

Story 2

Get called out to a house, Simple Computer Virus... walk to the door, nice lady opens, i walk in. she says its down there... i walk down a long hallway to a door at the end, its locked normal with teens and kids in the house.... she opens the door as she does she covers here mouth with the cloth.... im like maybe shes sick and being polite, I walk in the computer desk door is closed and has a chain holding it closed.... im like, She says "the key is over there".... while unlocking i ask "why do you have it chained up" she snaps "are you not going to put on a face mask before you open that".... im worried and confused now.... "Why do you have it chained, I ask again" as i open it... she looks me stern and says i didnt want to my children to catch the virus................... I want to time travel back to then so i can palm face myself... i didn't pay attention to what she said and as i opened the computer desk she slammed the door and started spraying what i guess is disinfectant..... then i realized what she said ..... Im evil so i pulled out gloves and a dust mask and put it on while i used free tools to catch the virus and uninstall it.. i walked out of the room after, with the gloves and mask on, and was like "its safe now, you can go in when ever" she paid me double my pay for taking a risk going in there ...... hahahaha to this day i still laugh

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