i cant fucking take it i see an image of a random object posted and then i see it. fucking see it. oh that looks kinda like the among us guy it started as - thats funny. thats a cool reference. but i kept going. i see a fridge that looks like among us, i’d see an animated bag of chips that looks like among us, i’d d see a hat that looked like among us, and every time i burst into an insane breath depraved laugh staring at the image as the words ‘among us’ ran through my head. its torment psychological torture. i am being conditioned to laugh maniacally anytime i see an oval on a red object. i cant fucking live like this i cant i cant i cant i cant.

and dont get me fucking started on the words. i’ll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. someone does something bad and i can’t say anything other than ‘sus’. i could watch a man murder everyone i love and all i would be able to say is “red sus” and laugh like a fucking insane person. and the word among is ruined. the phrase among us is ruined. i cant live anymore. among us has destroyed my fucking life, i want to eject myself from this plane of existence. make it stop!