[OC] Can I get feedback on the quality of the writing, here?

I would prefer that the feedback be centered on the writing in a technical way - while I wrote this to bash progressivism, I am not hostile to it except when it is excessive, and I am not conservative. But I like to write things from a different perspective than my own, sometimes. In the same way that even a Christian can sympathize with the criticisms of Christianity implied by the original Gay Atheist Jew copypasta, I hope full-fledged progressives can sympathize with this. I tried to avoid egregious unfairness except where the joke demanded it.

I was trying to play games with pacing and misleading the reader's expectations based on past exposure to similar parodies - did that come across okay? Any obvious improvements to be made, or weak spots that I've overlooked? I mostly wrote this because the idea came into my head and demanded to be made real, but I'm concerned I didn't do it justice. The thing I'm interested in here is not the essentially boring, standard take that activists are bad, but the way in which this meme interacts with the broader ecosystem of Gay Atheist Jew copypastas.

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