Actually, this is a perfect voice for one of my very minor characters, so I'll just give her POV:

So, despite him missing an eye, I can see he's handsome. You know what, maybe more than handsome... I mean, okay, you know what? He is kind of hot, the way he sits there, and those muscles... MmMmMm. But so, he's totally insecure and awkward and feels bad because he's going to totally wreck the city, but it's cool, 'cuz I'm going to be a TV star, finally, and people are going to listen to me, and I'm going to actually do something GREAT. Too bad I threw up all over his truck, but like, it totally wasn't my fault, so I didn't bother to offer to clean it. But, no, my TV career doesn't get off the ground, but that's totally okay, because there was this crazy party happenin' and I got totalz wasted, but it was cool and all, but then I don't really remember what happened, but then that man-whore boyfriend of mine so totally CHEATED on me with a vampire. Well, I just can't even right now. Can't even even. Ugh. Asshole. And then the po-po has to show up and be all like, "You're so totally against us," and I'm like, "What?" Oh, yeah, I actually have to like, totally have to act innocent and guilty at the same time. It sucks. But that's okay, 'cuz I only act like a bimbo, but I'm actually smart. Guys can't resist a pretty girl like me. But those guys must have totally wilted skin-pickles or something, because none of them were, like, even looking at me like I'm hot, because I totally am. And that man-whore boyfriend would cry if he saw me with a police chief, but NOOOO... Can you believe they actually arrested me for like, aiding and abetting in creating a broadcast that would split the city apart? Like, totally uncool, and so TOTALLY implausible. I mean, I was living in the city, and no one even paid attention to me, which sucks, but I guess it caused problems or something and then it spiraled out of control with other cities, but I don't know anything about that - I mean, I didn't see a rebellion here, so I dunno why they're being so mean to me. So then, my trial comes up, and that total hottie reporter is so totally getting busted, and he wasn't even involved, but they said I talked to him and totally sexed him up and what-not so he'd do what I said. So I'm like, "Sure. I did that." I don't know why he's agreeing, but whatever - that's not me, so you wouldn't care about that. But you see that man in the stands. It's all for the hottest man in the entire story. That's why I did all this, because I actually do, like, care about some people. Too bad he wasn't interested in me, but that fat girlfriend of his so totally is like, 100 leagues below him, but whatever. Oh, and the cheater-ex was there, too, and then accusations were flying in the courtroom, and he accused ME of cheating on him with EVERYONE! It's not my fault he's lame, and besides, that was in the past. But it was cool, because everyone saw that vampire. I so totally turned it around in my favor, because what would an affair have to do with my trial, right? But I'm smart, so I totally got this. And my ex was so totally about to blow our cover and story and everything, but thankfully he didn't. And can you believe I was sentenced to a WHOLE YEAR in jail? Muscled man just got community service. Turns out my story was TOO good - Damn it. They really thought I wanted to cause a rebellion in the city, but like, wouldn't that actually suck? Who wants that? So yeah, I totally should have gone into showbiz. Sucks that I never made it to be a TV star and the author sucks and totally wrote me out of the sequels, where I totally WAS going to be an awesome reporter and stuff, but NOOOO...

Yup, that sums the conflict in the story from her point of view.