The President literally did a Seinfeld standup last week

Donald and Pence sitting in a diner booth. Mike Pence has a chocoloate milkshake and is using a straw whilst Donald looks at him with one eyebrow raised

Pence: What is it?

Donald: Oh nothing. I've just always found straws rather effeminate.

Pence: Effiminate?

Donald: Yeah.

Pence: What makes you say that?

Donald: Oh you know. When you see an attractive woman who is drinking with a straw, she can make it attractive. But a man, not so much.

Pence: How am I meant to drink it?

Donald: Maybe you need to start drinking coffee.

Kamala enters

Kamala: Hello... Donald.

Donald: Hello... Kamala

Kamala: What's with Betty Boop and her straw over here?

Joe Biden enters

Joe: JOE BIDEN.

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