President Trump: General Kelly is doing a great job at the border. Numbers are way down. Many are not even trying to come in anymore.

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401k..., student loans, CC debt... clothes, gas, dates

A couple things here, pede. Or should I say... CATERPILLAR?!

What are you, the 1%? You have a fucking 401k? Could you be anymore of a rich white male right now? What, were you on your way to play a round of golf in your cargo shorts with your fucking sweater tied around your shoulders, when you decided to bitch about your completely reasonable tax rate?

Student loans? What the absolute fuck. Whoa, look out! We got a rich white male with an education over here!

CC debt? Are you serious right now? Someone gave you a fucking credit card, yet you still bitch? Bro, I can't even.

Clothes, gas, dates? What the fuck dude. Those are hardly fucking necessities, alright? Are you kidding me? Do you even reuse the burlap fucking sack you get your Russian turnips in as clothes? Are you that wasteful?

But more importantly, you going to bitch about the price of fucking GAS right now? Bitch, if you so worried about the price of gas, I got one thing to say to you. You can afford a fucking car! Now you want gas to put in it? You ARE the 1%. You rich fuck.

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