Sarah Saga: The tale of a Soulbonder Roomate.

Sarah Story Part VII
Aug. 21st, 2008 at 10:12 AM
dragontigerclaw

I’m back and I made a disclaimer about this story: http://community.livejournal.com/hh_discuss/1171.html [also removed, apparently]

Quit messaging me and telling me you know Sarah or you are Something and I butthurt you or your a soulbonder and this is bad press for your subculture. I don’t think so and I don’t give a poo poo.

After the Soul Party we thought we got rid of the friends and Something for good. But then Something showed up about two months later for another visit. Matt threatened to start charging her rent. He also asked Sarah to leave quietly so they wouldn’t have to go to court. She refused. Her soulbond was content in the house.

The rest of us went to a park together that Saturday. When we came home the Boyfriend was there and screaming at Sarah and Something. Boyfriend caught the two of them having sex. He wasn’t supposed to be there for another hour but was early and walked in on them.

Matt told them to take their poo poo outside because it was all screaming. Sarah was crying and saying she didn’t mean to that her soulbond took over and made her screw Something’s soulbond. Something said that sounded like her soulbond was a rapist…and on and on and on…
That went on for an hour but at least they took it to the carriage house.

The boyfriend left after that and Sarah and Something came inside. They said they had to kill Something’s soulbond for raping Sarah’s soulbond but he would be replaced with the bishop’s twin. Sarah said the twin was evil. Something said the twin could be nurtured. Imagine that conversation going on for an hour. Tim had some colorful words for the scene but I’m not sure their PC so I won’t put them here.

I don’t know if they killed the soulbond or not and if they did how they did it.

A few days later Something left but Sarah got a call from her. Something had been arrested upon landing in her country of origin! Sarah asked Tim to help her out and he said, “I’m not licensed there and I wouldn’t do poo poo for you anyway.”

Something wasn’t just sponging off her country of origin. She was a scam artist! Like those kind that call elderly people and promise them lottery winnings. That was her day job. I don’t know what kind of scam she was running but it was pretty bad.

Sarah continued to live with us. Up next: Landlord/Tenant Court #1

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