This is worth to make a throwaway. Let me tell you my story, 4chan style.
Be me, 8 old kid. Live in a redneck village. Family breeds rabbits for meat. All of our rabbits were females, so we used to borrow male rabbits from other folks to do the job, which was inconvenient and too much hassle. We decided to trade one of our females for a male to ease the breading. Dad's friend brings male rabbit. Male rabbit is very aggressive(quite unusual for a rabbit). He'd always try to fuck the other rabbits so I named him The Pussynator. Pussynator was a real piece of work. Occasionally we'd release the rabbits in our backyard to eat grass and stuff. Pussynator would try to bite and fuck or piss on(Idk how but he would squirt his piss from the back somehow) everything that moves, including the other rabbits, our dog, me, my bro. everybody. Pussynator would chase me and bitefuck my leg when I tries to bring him back in the cage. One day Pussynator bit my hand when I tried to get him in the cage(still have the scar). Often when tried to fed, Pussynator would just attack you, or flip the bow with food/water. One of my friends tried to feed Pussynator while in the cage and he did his "squirt piss from the back" trick and pissed on my friends face. One day I'm home alone. Decide to check the rabbits if they need water/food. Pussynator's bow is empty and flipped upside down. Managed to get the bow out, fill it with water and but it back in the cage. Pussynator is chill as fuck. Decide to take Pussynator out of the cage. Pussynator is still chick as fuck.. 'the fuck? Decide to hug Pussynator My face is in PAIN. Scream. Throw Pussynator back into the cage. Feels something wet on my face. Touch my face and see blood on my hand. Oh shit! Starts crying. Go inside the house, check myself into the mirror and see bloody wound under my left eyebrow. Mom comes back from work, sees me ,patches me and takes me to the ER immediately. Doctors asks me wtf happened. Embarrassed me tells them I fell in my backyard on some stuff and busted my face(not something impossible in theory because we had all kind of random shit and broken stuff in our backyard(we rednecks)). Doctor says my wound need stitches and their surgeon can't fix it(wound is close to eye and need a special surgeon). Sends us to a special surgeon in another hospital. New surgeon says they're out of anaesthesia(I live in a thirdworld country) and they need to do the surgery ASAP. Me lie on surgeon table, they clean my would and put a cloth thing on my face. See the surgeon with a bigass needle in his hand coming at my face. Scream! Wake up in my home. My parents are furious. Parents tell me I was in pain so much they heard me cursing at the doctors before I passed out from the pain and they couldn't do anything(doctors didn't allow them to be nearby). Year or two later. Wound left me a scar under my eyebrow. Pussynator is getting old and looks sick so my parents decide to slaughter him. Dinner.. Pussynator is served and I eat with pleasure. Never told my parents what really happened.
TL;DR I was bitefucked by a rabbit in the face.