3. Have you seen her? An ode to Huma from Carlos

Have you seen her? An ode to Huma from Carlos

To the tune of

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,

Three months ago today I was happy as a lark Sexting underage teens Pictures of my vieny c*ck

Next thing I know, word got out And Preet knocked at my door Should have spent the $50 bucks and just banged a dirty whore

My life was ruined, I was all alone Huma was pissed beyond belief At least I had my laptop And those emails between her and Hill to read

Got hired by CTR as a mod on r/[redacted] Then my laptop got seized Thought the child porn was the worst Didn't understand the meaning of all those (C)s.

My dearest Huma got shunned By that angry side of beef On the upside, we both got new gym memberships Odd, the hours are only midnight to three??

Now, I can't find her anywhere I go Called the campaign, the foundation, nobody knows!?! Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her?!?

Oh, Lord Kek, forgive me of my sins Bring back my Saudi princess when The Donald wins Have you seen her Tell me have you seen her

Why, oh, why Did I forget to use BleachBit? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Now black handicapped vans follow me And I'm scared, Lord Kek, I'm scared!!!

Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her!?!

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