If you're writing a satire or something that isn't particularly romance based I'd just gloss over it. I feel like if I were to read something that is similar to the nature of Chuck Palahnuik or even David Wong (which both handle their sex scenes very well) I'd find it cringey if there was a whole page describing queer shit like, "He gentle swept his cold and soft hands across her pointed and ripe nipples, his erection was booming - hungering to finally penetrate her wounded fish,"

It kind of creeps me out when I read shit like that because all I can imagine is the author sitting there - unbuttoning his pants and typing it all with one hand if you catch my drift.

For instance, there's a running gag in my book where my protagonists are both brothers but they always have to have sex with the same girl at the same time as a way to assure each other that they aren't gay.

So basically I'd simplify the whole thing by pretty much going, "Yeah we tag teamed the girl. Our scrotes didn't touch. The night was wild. We caught some strange alien venereal disease." And leave it at that...

But I'm also writing a satire and both my protagonists are very nonchalant about their sex lives so obviously there's no reason to get all wishy washy with the scenes. It's not like I expect people to beat off to the shit or females to open up the book and get entangled in all manner of underoo wetting hormones.