So my wife and I like what we've seen so far. This pre-school looks great for little Johnny.

Just to confirm- You don't beat the shit out of the kids here, right? I mean, it sounds weird, but we've heard some weird rumors. So just to be very clear- you don't beat the shit out of little kids at this pre-school, right?

"I can't answer hypotheticals, sorry."

Wait, I mean, yeah, it technically is a hypothetical question, but come on. Like, I sent sent this specific child, our little Johnny, to your pre-school, you're not going to beat the shit out of him, right?

"I can't comment on the specifics of a particular child that doesn't go here yet"