I am curious about this Chicago house. Do people pee on the floor? Do they give you a free gun and deep dish pizza when you enter? Can we stand under a bean-shaped metallic object and take photographs of ourselves? Do they serve real Chicago style hot dogs without ketchup? I'm looking for an authentic Chicago experience and I would love if they let homeless people in to yell at you about their lives and other people visiting the club make brief eye contact with you and you share a moment of "oh boy here it goes again". (Berlin, the drag club in Chicago, doesn't do a good job of being Berlin so I guess I'd understand if Chicago house isn't truly authentic.)