Warning to the reader: Often, I start on one topic and then, wildly stray onto a somewhat related but also separate manner of subject within a post. ... This is one of those times.
Started with a neat ballbusting-related work on famous Christmas carol "Deck The Halls", but then, well, you'll see. This is why I don't post much.
Deck their balls? [or Dicks & balls?] You'll make them ding like a trolley.
[or] you'll make them swell like the flower of cauli,
[or] Have them sized to measure equaling the hits of Dolly.
[What her total number of songs happens to be throughout her many decades of work.] [Total the number of songs she has made, co-made, written, produced, sung, & so forth, think of the seven or eight highest factors of that number, multiply them by each other ... [use the numbers as the circumference, diameter, area, volume, perimeter, bounce, depth, width, height, length... for each of the balls, nuts, sacks, bags, scrotum, {corn, rice, oat, wheat, & grain [seeds]}, taint, line going down the middle of the scrotum, & each part of the penis (roots, base, shaft, head, & tip), and full penis. [multiply every possible pair, trio, or quartet of factors from the full list of number's factors, and multiply each dimension [measurement] of the sizes by that new product if you feel the guy's balls, sack, penis, ... are not large enough for you to really have fun busting.
[Also, use the total number of songs from Dolly as the size of each the buster's breasts, [only after multiplying by every single, duo, trio, etc. factor of that number] ... [not in cm, but inches, maybe adding another four inches for however many feet that number equals, ... and another eight inches for every yard that new number equals, and another foot for however many miles that number equals].
Still, each part of the guy & the lady should be large enough for whatever wacky, silly, weird, cartoon-like fantasy the woman might have, [using his penis as a pole, bouncing on his trampoline-like balls, base-jumping into his penis, cave-diving, cliff-diving, sky-diving, using his balls like mountains, using his penis like an oak tree, rock-wall, mountain, etc.; recreating the scene in Pinocchio wher Monstro eats up the raft Gepetto rides on in the ocean, only this time, it's her, and she explores the inside of his penis with hills, dunes, indoor rock-climbing, vine-swinging, and jumping on the base of his balls, and doing every sport, activity, hobby, etc. she can concoct within the course of [for the purpose of humor] 20 years, until, after so many weeks and months of campfires, smores, cookouts, and so many types of "story-time", "show and tell", "journals", toys, playtime, private time, and erotic times with other ladies who have been "captured", "fell", "broke their grappling hook", "lost their rope", or "misplaced their [various] gear" [although, in some of their cases, willingly, curiously, wackily, zanily, and through being completely enchanted, ...
excited, and titillated, or hypnotized by the rather bizarre thought of experiencing the most ridiculous form of canping that any woman could ever picture], ... as well as sex times, cuddling, kiny moments, sex games, vibrations, massages, and more, one of the women comes up with the idea of each them [now 280 of them [over the years, more women dropped in through the hole], either tickling, bouncing, kicking, fighting, slamming, stomping, lighting campfires, shaking pepper, massaging, speedbagging, ... punching, elbow-dropping, heating, & chilling the guy, ... all of deep inside his penis.
One day, with the 280 ladies divided into 14 groups of 20, each group focused on a task, after 2 weeks of non-stop action, with each day having a new rotation of people on a different task, until each group had an entire day of doing each rather exciting activity, ... the feelings of heat, fire, spice, pain, pleasure, warmth, and so much more had finally reached the peak of his enormous Mtn. Erotica, the ladies began to sense an obvious commencement of a rumbling, shaking., quaking feeling of vibration deep within him. Some of the ladies were climbing up the walls on the inside of the massive guy's penis.
When the shaking started, the ladies climbing the walls fell onto the conveniently soft, although not entirely soft, bounce-house like base of the gargantuan guy's colossal cock, thankfully landing rather safely and very pleasureably. Anybody running around the base of his penis, xercising like they were jogging around a track, doing calisthenics, performing aerobics, or otherwise working out, nicely managed to reach the bse of his penis, along with the rest of the women. The shaking, vibration, and rumbling continued for several moments, as the ladies heard moans, groans, sighs, drools, goos, and other sounds of pleasure, joy, love, erotica, pain, tension-rel;ief, and more escape from thoughout his body.
After what felt like several hours of ligvarious sensation, sounds, and enses, along with various types of moisture feerunning forming, building, running through, filling, and simply overflowing through each of the women, (as they each shook, rubbed, massaged, rumbled, and touched themselves, simply from the delight, warmth, and erotica from the closeness between them and his penis), they could hear him say "Yeah, it's coming soon. Something really present will be rising! Can you feel it? Here it comes right up in 3, 2, 1..."
The moment they first felt the vibration, they jumped on the base of the big guy's penis, standing right up and holding on tight like some adorable women riding on surf-boards.
Right after he counted down from three, the ladies looked up at the hole right at the top, squatting like somebody getting ready for a takeoff sort of high jump or perhaps like when somebody prepares to spike a volleyball. A second later, an enormous geyser-like eruption of man-milk, cum, lemonade, & more just easily sprayed from the base of the guy's penis, until that volcano just spewed at the tip, launching each lady through the very calmed hole. While they shot up inside his penis, .... some of them could not help but kiss, lick, massage, rub, and poke the interior of his penis, while they pushed their crotches, asses, and breasts beside, between, around, under, & over every inch of the massive interior of the guy's dick, building even more warmth, cum, heat, arousal, seduction, & more from deep inside him.
After each of them successfully exited his penis, the ladies each said something unique. "Thanks for the ride, lover!" "Better than a water slide!" "Pure pleasure pumps proudly!" "Like a sexier 'Old Faithful! Maybe, like, 'Old Fetish-full!" "Get me hotter than a volcano!" "You're sort of my lava lover!" "My own personal hydrant!" "Makes me wish I was a fire!" "Are you a fire-fighter, Mister? Nice job to work the hose!" "Let me slide down your pole!" "Magma makes me milk myself!" "More of that Sexy sulfur!" "Passionate pounding peaks!" "That hose could very easily put out the biggest wild-fire!" "Let me just work your siren!" "So much rain on this mountain!" "That's some fertile soil!" "The guy's got quite a geyser!"
and so many other things related to roller-coaster rides, ... water slides, geysers, volcanoes, mountains, lava, magma, sulfur, fire-fighting, water, ... and so many other things which can be considered a euphamism, expression, simile, metaphor, or other expression for either ... orgasming, erections, hard-ons, cumming, and much more.
Roller coasters n't compare! "You can douse me any time!" "Scrrotum - tank, penis - hose! h and push relieved
Tis the seizing which makes them jolly.
Bonking the guys way past the point of being fully sterile?
Until they've gone through carnal peril?
Jingling balls all the way!
Tired guy spending hours on day two of Christmas week by writing on ballbusting reddit.
Several hours. [sigh, ehh!]
less net, .... more set.