Trevor fell off his back balcony

Here's a story about a single mother: there was a couple who had average stressers, two kids, and were roughly able to financially make it. One day the husband surprised the wife with a suicide letter and poisoned himself in the livingroom. The bodily fluids seeped into the carpet, and the mess was enormous. He had life insurance, and mentioned it in the suicide. Because of intoxication and suicide his claim was rejected. Insurance agents were able to say he intentionally died to collect insurance because of the grieving notes and suicide note. So they didn't pay out. To this day the woman can't afford to replace the carpet stained withh the last fluids of the father of her children.

Anyway, you're tryna tell us that he just got drunk and killed himself...?

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