Ok, here we go:
You are a damned liar, you never apologized once, you make jokes about it, you whined, you wheedled, and you begged. But that is the modmail thread, the entire portion that involved you.
I did make one mistake, I said "that is why I banned you", when in reality, that was why I muted you. You broke the rules, you were removed from the sub. You showed zero remorse for having broken the rules, you showed zero indication to follow the rules in the future.
You will not be reinstated in my sub, and I will drag this shitshow any place you start lying and slandering, thinking it is going to help you anywhere near our sub again. Do you understand me?