Virgin SCP-096 vs Chad SCP-173

I remember way back in 2012 being so annoyed by 173. At the time I really thought the idea of supernatural abominations that hunt based on line of sight and perception like Slenderman and the Weeping Angels were cool, but even as a pre-teen it was impossible for me to take 173 seriously.

I loved finding out about the SCP lore, I went to see one of ot its most important and popular monsters, the one that everyone and their mother knows, the one that ruled over the indie horror game scene... And it's a fucking mannequin that looks like it is made of clay-doh. It can teleport when you're not looking, but not even super speed wall-passing teleporting, just boring-ass walking speed flash steps. It has no limbs. Hell, it doesn't even kill you in a cool lovecraftian reality warp blast or anything like that, it just breaks your neck like a fucking normie assassin. And it's a goddamn manlet.

To say I was disappointed that this is the one thing that Super Immortal Godzilla fears would be an understatement.

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