I would just be like... "seriously you guys doing this again? You used that fir the last akuma" before defeating them because they normally only get out because of said distraction, but since it didn't work because I don't care about the romantic ships it would fail, I would then transform with plagg after tricking hawkmoth into thinking im handing them over, I then cataclysm the object, switch plagg for tikki (after forcing them to tell me all there powers) then capture the akuma and detransform.

I would use miraculous cure just before I detransform using the lucky charm and following the hint it gives me by transforming into grimalkin with plagg and putting this earrings in the indestructable bo staff dimension only I can access.

I would then force tikki and plagg to tell me the location of the origin of there jewellery and if there is more.

I would find fu and secrectly use cataclysm to drop the roof on him knocking him out (if he was transformed he would be fine since miraculous holders can only be injured by other miraculous weapons or powers but since hes detransformed hes just an old man)

Stealing the box and wayzz I would force every kwami under my control to ensure total loyalty without a chance to disobey me or leave in any way.

Using wayzzs ability to track miraculous magic he showed in origins I would find the location of hawkmoth and dual weild trixx and pollen hiding under a mirage of Adrien (him and marinette are still trapped in the indestructable pocket dimension my power allows) and wait until the sleep then venom gabriel and take the butterfly.

I would akumatize myself with my desire to find the peafowl into miracle tracker who can locate miraculous, I wouid find it on a sleeping Nathalie, then detransform in silence and transform again with pollen to venom her, take the brooch then use viyage from kaalki to teleport both into the pocket dimension with marinette and Adrien.

Using the peafowl I would find an injured animal nearby by using hints from lucky charm and give it an amok to create a senti-hound with tracking powers to track every other miraculous on earth.

Bam that's my entire plan to get every miraculous, akumas are pretty stupid arent they...