I am about a typical 16 year old redditor and fellow family member. I'm also highly socially awkward like most listenors of monstercat. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down and started listening to VR's new ep (100% no bangers). while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wear only my monstercat 2nd anniversary shirt! I got so fucking hard. She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I can't help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so fucking huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual . When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand. I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I've been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka I've been drinking. Funnily enough she fucking let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear - I'm about to cum in my fucking pants. She pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands. She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way. "BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was fucking stonebank and his god damn hardcore. goddamned Stonebank had tricked me again, thought i learned my lesson after holding on to sound.