The sphincter, or namely (in a more general sense), the gluteus maximus which belongs to the person whomst’d’ve the vocal reverberations which emanate from this part of my body happens to be (within the context of this situation) directed towards happens to be (within the context of this situation) being duly warned of the sudden as well as likely uncomfortable metamorphosis of itself into a separate living organism. In a venture to convey this message in a more epigrammatic fashion, I, the person speaking in this conversation toward the current recipient reading this paragraph, would state that your “behind” happens to be (within the context of this situation) to be transformed, once again with a high probability of anguish due to a sudden as well as unforeseeable physical, spiritual, or mental event, into a common genus of the plant kingdom (plantæ)known colloquially in the united states as “grass” as well as in the majority of spanish-speaking countries as “hierba.”