Using the power of the telephone, an invention from 1849 invented by Italian engineer and innovator Antonio Meucci, which, by means of harnessing electricity in a specific way, is able to send a signal containing information to another phone, and though the telephone has gone through many, many changes from it’s first iteration, it’s purpose is still maintained; to transport information using electricity to another device, multiple female homosapiens, who have a reputation possibly shrouded in promiscuity and sexuality, which leads me to label them as hoes, are currently attempting to contact myself, a male homosapien with enough melanin stored in the upper layer of my skin to make it appear brown.