1 Woman Prog Metal Band - Sarah Longfield

They targeted metalheads. Metalheads. VVe're a grovp ov people vvho vvill sit for hovrs, days, even vveeks on end listening to some ov the hardest, most brvtally extreme mvsic. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a sore neck. VVe'll pvnish ovr selfs listening to things others vvovld consider noise, becavse vve think it's brvtal. VVe'll spend most if not all ov ovr free time trying to ovt-trve each other on the internet all to increase the size ov ovr kvlt e-peen. Many ov vs have made careers ovt ov doing jvst these things: playing sick riffs, all day, the same songs over and over, hvndreds ov times to the point vvhere vve knovv every single note svch that some have attained svch kvltness that they can literally bvrn and die a false vvith a single riff. Do these people have any idea hovv many ears have been bled, falses ejected from The Hall, vvimps and posevrs exposed to the nvclear drvms? All to praise and love Satan? These people honestly think this ist a battle they can vvin? They take ovr media? VVe stopped going to MetalSvcks vvhen vve became 14 anyvvay. They hate ovr bands? Metalheads don't care vvhat a bvnch ov falses think. They think calling vs racist, mysoginistic, elitist ist going to change vs? That svre vvorked vvell vvith /u/mayonesa . They picked a fight against a grovp that's already grovvn desensitized to their strategies and methods. VVho enjoy the battle ov attrition they've threatened vs vvith. VVho are the most brvtal people on Earth so literally anything vvon't vvork against vs. Ovr obsession vvith bvrning and dying ist so deeply ingrained from years ov dealing vvith falses and vvimps saying it's all metal that proving yov people vvrong has become a very real need; a vnholy qvest. Metalheads are grim, satanic, by natvre. VVe love to be edgy. The vvorst thing yov did in all ov this vvas to call vs ovt in ovr edginess. Yov're not special, yov're not original, yov're not the first; this ist jvst another Betvveen The Bvried and Me post on /r/metal.

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