East Coast represent!
I also hail from the East Coast, born and raised in Boston. I now live in Columbus OH and often travel for work to the major cities from Boston to Atlanta.
Your post. Was. Amazing. I especially loved the self-psychoanalysis of the source of your interest in DDlg. Most people are incapable of that level of introspection. So, word! Also glad to hear you're not Sheldon Cooper (although, only time will tell how accurate that's not)! LOL
OK, about me... I'm 5'10 (so I totally nailed that "taller" requirement). I'm fit (mostly from healthful eating, running and bodyweight exercises). And believe it or not, I'm also Italian (half anyway - my other side is Irish).
Also I'm an entrepreneur, and I think it's hilarious you dated a professional gamer. The reason I think it's hilarious will become quite clear once you find out specifically what I do for a living.
Anyway I'm an avid karaoke-r, at least until I get sick of drinking. As an aside, why does every social event have to revolve around alcohol? Also I love poker (home games and casino) and good intellectual conversation (clearly a shared interest of ours), In short, for sure my real life presence is greater than my nearly non-existent online one.
As for those daddy issues, I just started my 40s so I think I'm just old enough. And pretty gentle (if a daddy has to be strict to be dominant, they're a poor daddy IMO).
Oh yeah, and Louis CK sucks. Just kidding. I love Louis, and Drunk History is totally the best thing on CC. For standup, I've been enjoying Anthony Jeselnik and Demetri Martin lately. Ever seen em?
Also never watched Game of Thrones. I know, right?