24 [M4F] #Florida/anywhere Neurodivergent with major chaotic golden retriever energy. Life would be perfect if I had someone to cuddle and play xbox with at the end of the day [Relationship]

Bro. Listen bro. Let me tell you something. I am a tall skinny man. I moved to Florida from Ohio with my fiancé and her daughter. We were together for over 8 years. I had all of these little naive fucking Ohio man dreams of starting a family, having our first child together, purchasing our first house, starting a business. Money certainly was not an issue. However, as excited as my little punk ass family was, I never anticipated the Floridian wildlife. There were so many gorillas, apes, bobcats, alligators chimps etc.. that my fiancé just couldn't hold out anymore. Being surrounded by all of that muscular ass d**k, she just couldn't keep coming home to a quickly ripening banana trying to lift some light ass weight. Alas, the poor girl just had to get fucked by a chimp and an alligator for 4 days in our house when I was taking care of my sick parent. So my advice to you after seeing your photo. You have the skin color, so you are good there, many white women will like that and some Hispanics think Puerto Rican. Most importantly your not some skinny punk ass bitch like me that cant put on weight without destroying their heart. The only thing you need to do is get a little muscular (you're almost a chimp, just get the weight up to gorilla status) and straight up walk up to these Floridian women and you will have a high probability of getting one. She will stay faithful to you if you keep your muscles buff. you have a higher chance than you think bro, at least your not a fucking soft ass banana baked bitch like me. good luck to ya

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