Special shoutout to u/Pastasaucer's classy "tangina mo" message:

Tell me, how can you expect a child whose parents can't even provide him 3 meals a day and is forced to work jobs compete with someone like you who is simply born into a wealthy family?

You tell me. After all, my father side's grandfather didn't just die in his late 20s, but my grandmother is illiterate and disabled. Mother side? Also illiterate. Both of them? Farmers.

So humor me with your excuses why I can afford to plop down 8-digits on a BGC condo purchase yesterday and happily thinking how to decorate the manpad while you're cursing me off.

You see, while I prefer you curse me over my mother since she's rather special, your face isn't even worth slapping a chequebook on it.