This is going to get downvoted to oblivion, but I'll bite. You live in a city that depends on tourism money. This is the social contract you enter in to when you live in a city that depends on tourism money. People ask dumb questions on your subreddit, unfortunately they throw up in the gutters in the tourist neighborhood I assume none of you go to anyway, bars you like are occasionally overrun by bachelorette parties. It's just how it goes. I am really, really uniquely qualified to sympathize with you by virtue of both what I do for a living and where I live.

I searched the subreddit before posting, I did a shit ton of googling and the solution that we settled on (postmates / cvs) was ultimately what I found via someone who replied to me honestly.

I admire the fact you guys have an r/askNOLA sub to try and gate away the tourist questions from the locals.

I didn't even ask something controversial. My question does not merit people PMing me, searching my comment history and (incorrectly) trying to doxx me. It doesn't merit people calling me a 'yuppie faggot'. I'm deleting this post and probably my account because it makes me uncomfortable the kind of response I got via PM from what should be a simple question.

TL;DR HURR DURR WHERE CAN I FIND THE BEST JAZZ BANDS ON FRENCH STREET U GUYS