...In addition to torturing and killing animals all of my life, at the age of 3 I attacked my mother with a pencil, at the age of 5 I set my grandparents shed on fire, at the age of 8 I lured a kid into the woods behind my school and beat her into a coma with a brick I found at recess just because I was wondering what brains looked like, at the age of 10 I stabbed my pregnant babysitter in the stomach because I wanted to kill her baby because she wouldn't let me eat ice cream for dinner, and I spent three months in a maximum security psychiatric hospital where I was not only diagnosed with Conduct Disorder but every single doctor who treated me told my mother that I was 100% a sociopath because I did not give a single fuck about anything that I did and I told them that I was only sorry that I got caught. Even today, I could slit your throat and the only thing I would be concerned about would be getting blood on my carpet.

You wanna come back here and tell me I'm not a sociopath, buddy?