The only thing this is missing is a picture of well known western actor's face on one of the team members profiles.
You tick all the boxes on a used car salesman's pitch:
Try to build a connection/trust by calling everyone 'Mate' when people know full well you're just trying to sell them an overpriced junker.
Get it quick before it gets snapped up crap
Counters legitimate questions with "I guess the older people on here are abit more oldschool with their investing" . Try to make them feel old/unknowledgeable instead
Capitalise random fomo stuff: HUGE FUTURE - SERIOUS growth
At least bring something to the table when shilling. Something other than "You should really buy this, people going crazy over it"