I became a millionaire today because of an IPO

Smart enough to know you should invest in index funds because you probably won't outperform the market, but still dumb enough to hold 1/5 (pre-today) of your net worth in a dead, speculative meme "investment". I don't get it.

There's literally a million other ways that you could gamble that money and have infinitely better odds of having success. Hell, just give it to me, and I'll gamble it all on weekly options on $MU and $AMD. At least then you'll have some chance of taking a profit.

Sorry, crypto is my trigger. Anyways, congrats. Just throw it all into VTSAX and some into VTIAX, and continue living your life as normal.

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