"Hypothetically, were I confronted with a choice between turning in my neighbors and supporting the party and state, absolutely, no question, I'm reporting them.

You cannot, simply cannot, snorts ex-expect to have a state that brought Weimar out of hyperinflation and is making sweeping territorial gains in Poland, Austria, and the Sudetenland to not deal with traitors in such a lackadaisical way.

People on the left ask me, 'Oh, Ben, as a Jewish man, aren't you acting against your own self-interests?'

To them, I say, you are unequivocally and empirically wrong - just look at the increase in objective German living standards. If every woke Rosa Luxemburg supporter got their way, we'd be back to eating turnips like it's 1919 again. You cannot, I repeat, cannot let the woke left win.

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