[California] Who else is nervous about when benefits end in 5 months?

Well, I'm filing bankruptcy and waiting on Kansas UI (can't even apply).

Honestly I'm not that worried. I'm seriously considering taking my back payments and leaving. I mean I'm broke with zero dollars in America. I have debt. I have negative worth.

Surely some cartel wants to pay a white guy with no criminal history to snuggle drugs across the border or something. All I want is five years good years and maybe a couple heads of a few well known right wingers and we could have ourselves a looper situation where I'll let em just take me out so I don't talk.

Who knows though. Five months ago I thought surely the government couldn't fuck me harder. Five months from now I may be in prison or on national TV for domestic terrorism in Kansas. I honestly haven't decided yet

/r/Unemployment Thread