I made some cannabis cookies for Christmas. Didn't know the dose, but my girlfriend and I ate two, along with her sister, just because they were so damn good. We spent the whole day lying in bed, unable to respond even to her mother who was knocking on our door, asking if we were alright. I was in a full on delirium, unable to sleep and feeling uncomfortable in any and every position. The next day, we were still stoned as fuck and my gf couldn't go to work because she LOOKED stupidly high. And felt it too. The second day was okay-ish, but we couldn't wait for it to end.

Her sister, who has a much bigger tolerance than we do, was a bit comatose for about four hours, went out with friends, and at some point puked everything out.

So kids, learn from our suffering, take quarters or halves first and wait for the effect. I've done edibles a good amount of times, but I still acted like an idiot because I have a sweet tooth.