Can't wait for China to retaliate to this Huawei ban and everything tanks by Monday.

Fuck you. You're a useless anti-american cummunist sack. I hope you die a horrible death by bamboo torture when visiting the country (China) you obviously love so much. My next door neighbor's cousin did not serve in the Navy Seals for a wimp like you to bitch about the greatest country ever. You wanna hear my positions? Long Ford, Budweiser, and Annin. But you've never heard of Annin right? That's because they make AMERICAN flags not CHINA flags. It is anti-American to insult the best country ever and it's leadership. If you love China so much why don't just move there? Right now you're more useless to the American economy and our manifest destiny than a singluar chopstick. I'm sure Xi will get you all the Huawei products you want. That is until you try to meme with him about Tienimen Square and find yourself on a bus to the involuntary boarding schools in the Xingjiang province where you can only make money smuggling Qurans to the Uighurs. When you're eventually caught they publically use bamboo tourture on you in the middle of the camp to set an example. Until you finally ascend to heaven and meet Allah who tells you he was planning on sending you straight to hell until you helped Uighurs preserve their religion. He then gives you some virgins and you fuck them for eternity and live in the afterlife with enduring happiness and satisfaction. So yea have fun shorting the American economy.

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