Name: Weeper
Threat: 8/10
Report:
Yo, Cassie, I know you fucking read these reports! If you ever give me something like this again, I'm tasing you on sight! My fucking ears are still ringing. I think I got permanent tinnitus, holy shit... If you couldn't tell by the picture or my statements, this thing is loud. It hides under trees and looks into windows in an attempt to find sleeping prey. It's not hostile to anyone moving about that hasn't noticed him, so looking away and just moving around will make the shit leave you alone. It's the moment you look at it and start to combat the loud screeching and weeping it lets out that makes for a fun game of "Will mamamama or bababa pop the eardrum". What an absolute piece of shit... Doesn't respond to tasers, by the way, CASSIE, so if you hear reports that it's effective... No, that's bullshit. Whatever habitat this shitbag goes into, I sincerely hope it's in a facility far far FAR away from me and my ears. Now if you don't mind, I have to go to the medic.