BC Lions - 2016 Preview
2015 Review (7-11) (West Semi-Finals)
Jon "Azor Ahai" Jennings -
Our young vrigin Damon Sever... er I mean young stud
Jonahan Jennings made an electrifying debut in week
injured and our back up got so hurt he fucking retired.
But later, in week 15 the mother fucking prince that was
promised decided he was tired after throwing for his
fourth touchdown pass against the riders so he gave the
ball to Andrew Harris, who gave the ball to Auston
Collie, who threw the Ball to the Lord of Light in the
endzone for his fifth touchdown on the night.
Did I mention we swept the Riders? -
Fuck the Riders
Jon Snow -
He fucked died
Episode VII -
It ruined Star Wars
Riche "The Lion" Leone-
Specialteams allstar Riche Leone had a rollar coaster of
a season. He was good, he was bad, and he was ugly, and
he was an All Star. Like all footmen in Lions history he
pulls triple duty in Kicking, Punting, and Kickoffs.
Playoffs hopes dashed by the Calgary "Ramsay Bolton"
Stampeders -
I dont even want to talk about it, but we beat the
Riders, so fuck it
All Stars - Offensive: Andrew harris, Emmanuel Arceneaux,
Jovan Olafioye
Defensive: Adam Bighill
Special Teams: Richie Leone
Team Awards -
Best Player: Adam Bighill
Best Canadian: Andrew Harris
Best Rookie: Jonathan Jennings
Offseason News The Vancouver Giants have moved into the Langley Events
Centre, making the BC Lions the best hockey team in
Vanoucver
Walley Buono has returned to the Bench as the Lions Head
Coach replacing Jeff Tedford after resignation and looks
to guide us to 4 wins against the Riders in 3 games.
Figuring since Saskatchewan cant count to 12, why should
we count to 3?
Training camp will be held at the beautiful Hillside
Stadium in not-Kelowna BC in Kamloops. [Just look at
that fucking view]
(http://www.hillsofpeace.com/.a/6a0134852c70d9970c01b7c7
a11e5e970b-pi)
Allstar Canadian Andrew Harris makes the bigest mark
on this team by leaving to go home to the Winnipeg "At
least its not the Jets" Blue Bombers, where he looks to
repeat as the West's best running back
The BC Lions first pick in the 2016 NFL Draft is big
french canadian offensive lineman **Charles
Vaillancourt**. He's gotta protect sweet, sweet, Ohio
Jesus
Paul McCallum called his career to a close. The
Jaromir Jagr of Kickers, McCallum signed with the
Lions in no less than 4 occasions and suited up for 3 of
them. He played 23 seasons and ended his career with a 1
day contract wih the Lions.
Oh yeah, and our jerseys are fucking terrible
Season Preview
Exceptations - The BC Lions look to compete with the Vancouver
Whitecaps for British Columbian Football Supremecy. The
Vancouver Whitecaps took home the 2015 Canadian
Championship for a birth in the North American Champions
League. The BC Lions look the beat the team that
worships Watermelon and score more than the Atlanta
Thrashers in Winnipeg.
Offense -
Can We replace the best player on our team? Maybe, maybe
not. Hopefully former NFLer Anthony Allen can double
his career rushing TDs
We have a Goalie controversy once AGAIN in vancouver.
Travis Lulay, all star ginger, enters training camp
as the backup. How will things look at the end of the
season?
Emmanual Arceneaux needs to repeat his success, he's
got the pass support in Jennings and Lulay, as
long as he can catch the ball he'll get the TDs. No
reason he shouldnt hit double digets.
Marco Iannuzzi follows me on Twitter
Deffence -
if Mrabure-Ajufo continues his development and finds
a place hopefully we can play some New Jersey Devils
offence and get some solid tackles.
If he doesnt, then we need Soloman Elimimian to
bounce back from Injury. He is an good ol canadian all
star from Nigeria and if he plays well we might not even
need to play offence in the first place.
Overall -
We have some good young players, but at the end of the
day we need to compete. We have proven we can beat the
worst of the worst, its going to take some work to beat
the best of the best. We have to play with confidence
and get some pucks on net
Personally, I hope to see us get rid of that shitty
white covering that takes away half our stadium. We
should be full to the brim, we're the fucking Lions, we
fucking Roar
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