1. He said "I love Hispanics!" while using this day to woo potential voters. Sad!

Tacos are a Hispanic food. All presidential candidates pander to different voting groups by relating to them over a meal. No one criticizes Hillary for getting soul food as s PR move to appeal to blacks. Or Ted for matzah bread to appeal to Jews. Or Kasich for going to the Old Country Buffet to appeal to the elderly. It's something that happens every election. You're acting like this is new to feign outrage.

1. Taco bowls are not real Mexican food.

The serve them in Mexican restaurants all over the country. Taco salads are probably on 90% of Mexican restaurants menus here. Mexicans do eat them. Not every meal needs to be 100% authentic. No one in Ireland eats corned beef and cabbage yet it's a staple of St Patrick's day.

1. That thing is huge. Look at it. It's bigger than his head. He is the epitome of over indulgence.

It's completely reasonably sized for a lunch for a grown man. The fatty that wrote this likely could take down three of these in a sitting. Stop lying to beef up your shitty cuckbait list.

1. Where is the guacamole?

Not everyone likes avacodos.

1. Why is he giving a thumbs up? For the taco bowl? For his love of Hispanics? For Cinco de Mayo?

Because he's a positive man. He's saying he likes and appreciates Hispanic culture. Thumbs up is a sign of approval in most countries.

1. Why is the taco bowl in a bowl? It is a self containing food. It needs no bowl.

You eat the shell as you go. You mix it in with the rest of the fillings so it gives that taco crunch. The glass bowl prevents the taco from getting all over his desk. A plate wouldn't contain the shell as well this way you can break it up and mix it without making a huge mess. Stop pretending these are real problems with this picture. They aren't.

1. Why is the the bowl in a bowl on a plate? (see #7)

Because he has class and manners. Anyone who has ordered a bowl of soup or salad entree outside of a Panera knows that the bowl comes served on a plate. Trump's restaurants are high society. You should try having a meal outside McDonald's once in a while, tons of fun.

1. Are those bobble heads alongside the trophies? Why Donald? Why?

Many sports fans collect bobble heads. They hand them out at games. Some fans wait hours in line to get theirs. It's a way to remember big games you were at and pay tribute to your favorite athletes. A high roller like trump has season tickets to many teams. The teams likely send him all their free giveaways as a token of gratitude. Many teams do this.

1. Honestly, his office is a mess. This photo is a political equivalent to a nude selfie taken in a messy bedroom. It's a disgrace.

You're a disgrace if your desk doesn't look like this. It means you aren't really working. People who work hard don't spend all day maintaining a clean desk. They have people organize it for them or do it themselves when they have time. A busy man like trump is in the middle of running numerous extremely profitable companies and just got the republican presidential nomination. Plus his desk isn't all that bad. A stack of newspapers to go through at lunch is normal for bosses. Plus it's the New York Times. It makes a better placemat than it does a newspaper.

1. Please close this drawer.

Fuck you he's working. Try it sometime. This bitch article ain't cutting it.

1. Then hang up those photos and get a file cabinet for those blueprints.

Why?

1. Good god that beef looks disgusting.

It looks like beef. I'm sure a high caliber restaurant in trump tower only gets the finest meats. Especially for the boss. It looks delicious to me. Stop lying.

1. Why did you Photoshop regular-sized hands onto this photo?

DRUMPF lulz Jon Oliver is hilarious. I get all my newz from him.

1. Donald is clearly catching up on his other reading, aside from the clearly planted New York Times.
   

It's to sop up any taco salad that he might spill. They are messy.

The photo appears to be a picture of his ex-wife, Marla Maples.

Yes they have a daughter together. They are on good terms. It's nice of him to keep up in her recent press clippings so he can continue having an amenable relationship with the mother of his daughter. It's called being a good father and person. You should try it sometime.

1. As the Washington Post's Karen Tumulty points out. A taco bowl is in fact a meal with a wall around it.

I'm sure he knew that. You got to come in legally. Just like that fork.

1. Even for a taco bowl, this thing is disgusting, according to Eater.

Kewl, faggot.

1. The taco bowl isn't even served at Trump Grill, says BuzzFeed's Andrew Kaczynski. Apparently it's from the Trump Cafe.

Buzzfeed is yellow garbage. He's at trump tower. Ya know the building with his name on it. They'll make him whatever he wants. He never said it was on the menu. Just that the one the Grille makes for him is the best he's had. I bet it'll be in the menu tomorrow though. Sweet gotcha, Bob Woodward.

1. He's using someone's culture as an opportunity not only to promote his business, but his campaign for president of the United States, all while bashing Mexican immigrants and running a campaign built on a giant wall to keep them out.