3. ELI5: What happened between Russia and the rest of the World the last few years?

ELI5: What happened between Russia and the rest of the World the last few years?

Russian here, I remember those times when USSR was being destroyed from inside. I just wanted to escape the shameful past of failed communism, so I moved to Finland. Finland seem to be a good option, since this country had progressive taxes on income and completely free education system. But then I realized that still the rich people rule this country and Finnish oligarchs have full control of working class. I saw how Russia was falling into parts in 1990's , I saw how Putin took control of the country and everything suddenly started to workout in Russia. I wasn't a big fan of Putin then, since I was always supporting Russian communistic party. But then everything changed a year ago, when Putin invaded Crimea. Brave Russian troops took control of the area and used secret weapon to drug the people there. Majority voted in favor for annexation of Crimea and Russia became even larger. It was a first step to return USSR. That moment I realized that Putin is what world needs, its only way to return USSR and to establish communism over whole world. Using invisible Russian troops and secret weapons pro-Russian rebel army took over Donetsk and Luhansk region. To prevent west from answering military to Russian intervention, Putin went to Donetsk himself and shoot mh17 down using invisible BUK-missle and drugged the people around to think that there was another Ukrainian airplane nearby. West was completely paralyzed by actions of Putin, so they couldn't help their Ukrainian brothers that year. This year Putin have been making plans to start taking over other European countries. (I know this, because I received email from Russian government with asked for my assistance). He will probably start with Finland and I am already here to help him. I am going to establish Finnish national republic inside capital city Helsinki and we are going to hold referendum for independence, this will be provocation that will escalate the conflict into the war and using Putin's invisible army I am going to take over whole Finland and establish communistic paradise here.

They say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for. Well communism is all that I adore, if communism is what people need, a soldier I will be.

Elkyur

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