That fucking fake crying voice.

Remember this talking head is shot months later after the fact.

Why the rain? Why do they absolutely flood the road for car commercials? Because it F U C K I N G S E L L S I T.

And Jess, I realize it's a script. BUT BUTT THE FUCK OUT OF A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT WITH YOUR VALLEY GIRL VOICE.

As said before, she blocks him in IG, yet wants to be informed of everything by her barnacles without stating as such.

As I stated before. BALLER POWER MOVE. It makes for great opportunites to yell at them.

Ok, ok yess, yess, it's your job. I shouldn't get wound up over it. But here I am at home getting wound up while thousands of idiots get wound up over throwing a ball back and forth.

Different drama, same game.

Get over it and grow a thicker skin. If you don't want to Queen B anymore, quit. We can all see that your knees are in the fourth quarter.