Any abuse ideas for a text post?

These may not be suitable but ima suggest em anyway.

Vermin exterminating vermin -

1 - Ants: Mix some Borax, sugar and water together.

Take a brush and give a captured fluffies no no's and poopy place a generous coating of the substance. Feel free to also make trails of this substance from there to other sensitive spots like joints, arm pits, ears, face etc. Note - apply to the skin, not the fluff. Feel free to shave as part of the abuse

Tie them up where you've seen ant trails. The ants will harvest the mixture and bite the fluffy. The mixture will exterminate the ant nest at the source when its brought back.

Depending on the ants the fluffy may survive this, so feel free to move on to a secondary punishment after or cut them free and hope they've learned whatever lesson you were trying to impart.

2 - Yellow jackets - If you've got a problem with these guys get a sturdy box (though if you want to record/watch this get a clear tote tube or the like instead) that can fit the fluffy with room to spare with a lid. Cut a hole so you can fit the top of a 2 liter soda bottle into the lid.

Shave the fluffy and then give them a good rub down with vinegar, literally tack some banana peels to its back, head, neck and body that it cant reach/eat. optional- Depending on the size of the container feel free to pour in some extra vinegar/flat soda if you've got some going to waste/you're going to thow out so they're standing in 1/2 inch or less of the solution.

Then secure the top to the box with duct tape and ensure the soda bottle top is secure as this will be the fluffies airway and primary entrance for the yellowjackets.

Forget if you need to do anything to the entrance to ensure the yellow jackets dont escape so check out some designs online / youtube and you'll understand what im getting at.

As the fluffy rots the pungent meat will serve as even more powerful bait for this yellow jacket trap.

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