Posted mine on JoinDoter over a year ago, I'll post it here again:
"This is worth the read, I swear.
I have weird dreams almost everytime I sleep. Some of them are Dota related. I don't want to bore you with all of them but here are the top 3 Dota dreams I will never forget:
Abaddon was in the Rosh pit but Roshan's model was the one from the Dota 1 map, but he was faceless in this version. Abaddon activated both aphotic shield and borrowed time and went under Roshan's legs. Roshan got an erection and his male genitalia erected downwards crushing Abaddon to his death. Roshan suddenly stared at me, previously faceless he was now wearing a super creepy grinning face, like it was from a scary Japanese horror film. This was the start of yet another episode of my sleep paralysis and it was followed by an even creepier dream, but it's not Dota related and it's not that interesting.
It was around two in the morning. Everyone in the house was sleeping. We were woken up by a loud noise. Alchemist was in his chemical rage and kicked the locked door of the house open. With his small BAT, he sliced my mother into pieces. I was frightened because he was going after me next. Sigmund Freud suddenly appeared and he started to play Dota on my desktop. As Alchemist was about to kill me next, Freud chose Alchemist as he was playing all pick mode. The Alchemist in the house got sucked in to the Dota game Freud was playing. As Freud saved my life, he was still playing Dota, but his head turned around 180 degrees like in The Exorcist. He then opened his mouth and there was an ace of spades burning on his tongue.
A famous female Dota personality (I won't mention her name as to respect her, but let's give her the codename "Eos") was cosplaying Crystal Maiden. She was on a bed playing with herself, if you know what I mean. As she was enjoying herself, another Eos who's now wearing glasses and pigtails (just like in the interview she did with some guy) entered the scene. The two Eoses "played in bed" (just like a scene from a video I watched from a site that's sponsoring or want to sponsor a Dota team). Anyway, the best part (for me) was when I joined in. It was still a dream but I was highly aware that I was dreaming and I was telling myself (still while dreaming and having fun in the dream) to not wake up. Here's the weird part: an 800 pound man entered the room. He looked like Pudge but he still looked human - the ugliest human I've ever seen. His huge belly was cut open and he pleased himself by putting his hand on his open stomach and he was playing with his guts while watching me and the two Eoses have fun. As the two Eoses and I were about to climax for the nth time, the 800 pound guy dug deeper and his arm and hand went deeper to his stomach, he grabbed his small intestine and his arm and his hand holding his intestine all went out of the hole of his erect male genitalia then defying the laws of logic, he masturbated somehow, stroking his genitalia, arm, and intestine all at the same time, using the same hand that went out of his genitalia hole. As he climaxed, male fluid, bile, blood and all other liquid disgusting stuff went out like a hose and I of all people was the one who opened his mouth and happily caught all of it. Interestingly enough, this is just number 5 in my top 50 (I record weird dreams in a journal) weirdest dreams of all time.
So what about you, have you ever had weird Dota dreams?"