I'm /u/rastapasta9 AMA

Story 2

I'm at the best bar/club in town. I'm about to leave then out of nowhere this hot sorority girl from a class I took with walks up. We start chatting, we're dancing all night.

We go and pig the fuck out at Whataburger. I get up to go to the bathroom and her friend follows me.

She says "Be careful. Treat her nicely. She's gentle."

Understood.

We get to her place and we start making out. I pick her up and she straddles me as I'm carrying her to her bed. I hear a loud YELP! and I get scared. I stepped on her fucking puppy.

What's worse is that it's leg is clearly broken because of me. I saw it. It was obvious.

"She'll be okay" she says.

Wat.

So she picks her puppy up and puts it in its kennel.

We bang till 4 AM then I get a phone call from a friend of mine who's threatening to call the cops on me.

Wat.

He says "I know it's you with the meatloaf dude, I fucking know it. I'm calling the fucking cops and making a police report."

Apparently one of my friends was harassing him with the codename "meatloaf69" and threw a bunch of meatloaf at his windows.

I wake up fairly early after being up all night. It's 10am and she offers to cook me breakfast. I politely decline, I had to leave but I forgot I had to give her a ride to her car. So she joins me.

I walk to my car in the parking garage and I see a "TOW" marking on my car with some numbers. I say "SHIT!", she see it and understands.

As I'm backing out the tow truck appears in my rearview mirror.

"Gun it babe!" she says.

I gun it. We make it out.

She's now about to make it big in hollywood. I've slept with two of her sorority sisters since then. It's weird seeing them all in the same picture doing sorority poses. She's a cool chick though. Hope she does well in Hollywood.

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