Guy posts on r/contagion about being in love in Jessica ... The comments are gold

in fact FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU JUDGING HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO JUDGE WhEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING HIPSTERS FUCKING THE SAME CHICK SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WHEREAS I AM FUCKING ALONE

ALSO OMAR EPPS IS A SHIT ACTOR AND HALF LIFE IS A SHIT GAME AND SO IS DOTA 2 AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR "ANXIETY" I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF THAT TRY BEING 26 WITH NO LIFE YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF WHAT I DO AND WHAT I THINK ABOUT JESSICA SHE IS MINE AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS THE STRAW THAT BREAKS THE FUCKING CAMEL'S FUCKING BACK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND???? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? I HAVE RECEIVED SO FUCKING MUCH ABUSE FROM THIS SUBREDDIT OVER PERFECTLY NORMAL FEELINGS

DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY A FEW DAYS AGO MY GODDAMN 26TH BIRTHDAY AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT EVEN GAVE A SHIT WAS MY DAD? NONE OF MY FUCKING FRIENDS EVEN FUCKING REMEMBERED AND I HAD TO PRETEND IT WAS TWO YEARS LATER AND THE WORLD WAS GONE AND ITWA JUST ME AN JESSICA MAKING A FUCKING CAKE OUT OF CREAM OR CANNED SHIT OR I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU TO MAKE A FUCKING CAKE OUT OF CANS. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING CAKE. NO ONE EVER MADE A CAKE FOR ME MOTHER FUCKER. 26 LONG FUCKING YEARS. SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF. THIS IS TO YOU AND ALL THE OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WHO HAVE PASSED JUDGMENT ON ME. JUST BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LOVE THE SAME GODDAMN WAY THAT YOU DO DOES NOT MEAN IT IS ANY LESS GODDAMN LEGITIMATE. DO YOU HEAR ME? IT IS NOT. ANY. LESS. GODDAMN. LEGITIMATE.

LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

NOT ANY LESS GODDAMN LEGITIMATE!!!!!

NOT ANY LESS GODDAMN LEGITIMATE!!!!!

NOT ANY LESS GODDAMN FUCKING DICKSUCKING LEGITIMATE!!!!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK AND I HAVE FINALLY HAD IT WITH THE PAIN YOU PEOPLE HAVE PUT ME THROUGH SO I AM GOING TO SAY IT RIGHT NOW AND FOR ALL, FUCK YOU, IN THE ASS, GO TO HELL, YOU LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT CUNT. YOUR MMA OBSESSION AND ANXIETY PROBABLY MEAN YOU ARE A PUSSY ASS CUNT AND YOU CANT EVEN WIN A FIGHT. FUCK YOU I MIGHT BE A 26 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WIZARD BUT I COULD STILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY SO THAT I CAN BE STRONG ENOUGH TO PROTECT JESSICA. EVERYONE FUCKING STARES AT ME IN THE GYM BUT I DON"T GIVE A FUCK, I WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I TEAR A FUCKING ZOMBIE IN HALF AND CARRY JESSICA TO SAFETY AND WATCH THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS EATEN ALIVE. I'LL FUCKING MASTURBATE TO THOSE SHITHEADS BEING TORN APART SLOWLY, I WON'T EVEN SHOOT THEM I WON'T WASTE THE BULLETS THE FUCKING ZOMBIES CAN EAT THEM. I'LL HAVE JESSICA AND THOSE MOTHEFUCKERS WONT BE AROUND TO LAUGH AT ME.

GO TO HELL GO TO HELL GO TO HELL GO TO HELL!

WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW, FUCKTARD? ARE YOU IN MY FUCKING BRAIN, HUH? "CREEPING ON THE WRONG SUB".... GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIECE OF RIDDLED ASS SHIT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THE LEVEL OF SHIT I GET FROM THIS SUBREDDIT. YOU PEOPLE HAD A FUCKING COONTOWN SUBREDDIT AND A FUCKING JAILBAIT SUBREDDIT 5 YEARS AGO AND IT APALLED ME SO MUCH I DIDNT EVEN COME TO THIS PLACE. BUT A MAN WHO FEELS LOVE IN A DIFFERENT WAY, IS SUDDENLY NOT ALOWED?

ITS OKAY FOR A MAN TO FUCK ANOTHER MAN AND PEOPLE TO CUT OFF THEIR OWN GODDAMN GENITALIA BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE IT, AND NOW PEDO ACCEPTANCE AND FUCKING POLYAMORY ACCEPTANCE ARE BECOMING MAINSTREAM, BUT A GODDAMN MAN TRYING TO EXPERIENCE LOVE IN THE ONLY FUCKING WAY HE CAN, THAT SHIT IS SUDDENLY NOT OKAY?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON'T HATE GAYS OR TRANSEXUALS OR ASEXUALS OR POLYFLUIDSEXUALS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NEWFANGLED SHIT YOU KIDS ARE COMING UP WITH THESE DAYS. I DON'T CARE. I DONT JUDGE! BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING TOO. BUT IT'S YOU FUCKERS WHO HAD EASY LIVES BECAUSE YOU WERENT BORN FUCKED AND PUNCHED IN THE SHIT NINE TIMES OVER WHEN YOU TRIED TO MAKE IT BETTER, YOU FUCKERS ARE THE ONES WHO JUDGE. I DONT GIVE A DAMN. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT I SURE AS FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING HELL WILL GET TO RESPOND. GO BEAT THE HOLY FUCK FUCKING FUCKEDY FUCK OUT OF YOURSELF WITH A HAMMER AND NEVER COME BACK. YOU ARE A GODDAMN WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING FOR THE WAY YOU TREAT OTHERS. FUCK YOU. GO TO HELL!

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