Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio. Check it out

Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o (Hee-hee!) Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o (He-he-he-he-he-he)

Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) If I were you, I would maybe think twice though (Only in Ohio-o) 'Cause I've been living out here for a mighty long time (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) And it ain't a great home - Here's why, bro (Only in Ohio-o) Yeah, it may be the home of Lebron James (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) But he left before it all went down into flames (Only in Ohio-o) 'Cause sticks and stones break no bones (Only in Ohio-o-o-o) And the rain here melts my clo-o-othes (Only in Ohio-o)

(You can't even) sleep, (you can't even) go to school (You can't even) swim with the sharks in the pool (bruh) (You can't even) touch grass, (You can't even) go back home Once you're in Ohio (Ahh)

Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o In Ohio only... yeah Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o

If you want to talk to the tomatoes If you want a murder drone comin' by your home Then you're gonna wanna stay for awhile (Ball!) Where the fire feels cold, Michael Jackson grows old When your daddy went to go get milk (Hey-a!) Ain't nobody you can call, you can't even call Saul We're all being held against our will

No American dream, it's a nightmare (Hey) Moon by day, and the sun in the night air (Hey) My bro Jamal, he ballin' with a white bear (Whoo) Tweakin' with the light stare - Mans don't fight fair Make an onion cry, all the clouds are on the floor Fishes in the sky, there's an alien at your door We live in a lie, nothing here is real for sure Don't let intrusive thoughts win anymore (I like ya' cut G)

Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o (What the hell...) Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o

We set our own standard, we leave all questions unanswered You can't even comprehend it - Just read up on ye' olde Reddit (Get it?) We set our own standard, we leave all questions unanswered You can't even comprehend it - Someone help me find the exit!

(You can't even) sleep, (you can't even) go to school (You can't even) swim with the sharks in the pool (What the dog doin'?) (You can't even) touch grass, (You can't even) go back home When you're "bing chilling" in Ohio (He-he-he-he-hee...)

Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o In Ohio only... yeah Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o (He-he-he-he-he-he) Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o (What the hell...) Only in Ohio-o-o-o, Only in Ohio-o

I'll bet before you know it, this whole word will be taken over by Ohio! Only in Ohio-o (Ahh!)