Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Charmin bears so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go take a shit I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of charmin bears online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the charmin bears. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the charmin bears.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the Charmin ultra strong toilet paper. I'd dressed it in clothes and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my toilet paper. I might not ever get to see my toilet paper again.