I just beefed on my wife's tits, made out with her dad, and showed her a photo of Lyndon Johnson murdering a hooker. While I'm sure she didn't expect any of that, I'm not sure how that's supposed to arouse her.
So yeah, I was just sitting in the couch, watching tv when my mom arrived home from work. As she took of her jacket, I was pleasantly suprised by her choice of clothing. She was wearing a pair of high heeled boots, a short pencil skirt and a tight tank top.
We greeted and she gave me a kiss on my cheek (she has always done that since I was a little kid). As she bend over to give me a kiss, I had a clear view in her cleavage. I smiled and pretended I didn't notice. She sat next to me and we chit-chatted for a while. I asked how her day was and she said she was a bit stressed from the work. I adviced her to take a relaxing bath. She smiled, said it's a good idea and walked to the bathroom. A few moments later I heard her call me. I walked to the bathroom and saw her sitting at the edge of the bath. She said her boots were a bit tight and asked if I could help her with them. I kneeled down in front of her and pulled of her boots. While I was down there I could easily look under her skirt and noticed the thong she was wearing. I acted like I couldn't see it, but she probably knew because she jokingly asked if I enjoy the view. I blushed and mentioned I had an even better view this morning. Slightly awkward I finished taking off her boots and walked outside, mentioning that if she needed me she could call me anytime.
A bit later she called me in, asking if I could hand her the shampoo and wash her hair. I coudln't see much of her body though because of the soap, but when she sat up straight while I washed her hair, I did see a bit of her nipples above the foam. I was a bit afraid to say anything about it though so I just continued washing her hair and walked back out again, I could feel my face glowing from blushing. I sat back in the couch and waited.
About half an hour later, I heard her stepping out of the tub. A few minutes later she joined me on the couch again. This time she was wearing a bathrobe, but it wasen't fully closed. As she leaned against me I could see her shaved pussy. I felt I was getting really hard then I complimented her on her smell, we talked a bit more and she asked me what to make for dinner. "Let's go out somewhere instead! You just took a bath anyway, so put on a nice dress and we can go to a nice restaurant" She smiled, said it's a great idea and now she is in her room changing while I'm typing this.
I think it's going very well! Wish me luck guys ;) And advice is always welcome. I feel like I might need it.