I improved the Sausage Fattener. Happy Thanksgiving!

Lolll your post reeks of insecurity. First of all, pretty dumb to be baked 24/7 and laze around all day. Work. Get out there and travel. See the world, get an education. "I went to college but it wasn't for me" so you failed out. Good luck starting a career without a degree or any applicable skills.

Lol @ "high-ranking manager"... if only you knew how sad that makes your dad seem. What exactly is a "high-ranking manager"? Is he a portfolio manager? Sales manager? "high-ranking manager" isn't a position. Clearly he's the guy in the at&t retailer...

Mannnn you're so sad. The fact that you have to try to convince me that you're good-looking is pathetic.

I have an honours degree in finance and a CFA. Currently I'm a CFA, and I made more money in 2015 than you've made in your entire life. While you wasted 2015 sitting at home playing league, I travelled, worked, explored the city I lived in, hung out with my girlfriend, purchased my first new car (sold my used car) and generally just lived the life of a young professional. I've dated 3 girls in the last 6 years, and had a bunch of flings throughout university with girls you could only dream of being with. The only reason I'm even on reddit talking to losers like yourself is because I'm travelling for work for 3 weeks, so I'm away from my gf/family/friends and have way too much time on my hands.

You talk a big game on reddit, but if you and i were side by side at a party, the difference would be night and day. You're a pathetic little boy who no one really wants to chill with, and you honestly don't have much going for you. That's why I say you and I exist in very, VERY different girls. Are you jealous? Are you jealous that I make more money than you, that I've been with great women, that I've been in long-term relationships, that I've had sex with your dream girls pretty much whenever I wanted over the last 5 years, that I'm respected in the workforce and at home, because I'm not a stupid little gamer? Lol grow up man. Get a life, for real.

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