I improved the Sausage Fattener. Happy Thanksgiving!

Lol news flash bud, it's not just me - the entire world will value you based on your income, your physical appearance, your ability to socialize, your car, etc.. I'm not saying it's right, but it's the way it is, and there's nothing you can do to change that.

Your response is typical of someone who doesn't have any of those things (good job, good physical appearance, etc)... I've come across many ppl like you before. You know you don't have any of these things and probably never will, so you just drop your standards and say things like "I don't care about those things" when the REALITY is that you would give your left nut to have what I have; the beautiful girlfriend, the sex, the prestigious job, the nice fat salary, the financial stability, etc... honestly, you would give your left nut to have even just 1 of the literally hundreds of sexual experiences I've had with girls that you can only ever fantasize about (hundreds of experiences, not girls - I'm not claiming to have slept with 100s of different girls, that would be gross). Like it or not, dude, girls want a hard-working, good-looking guy with a nice body, nice salary, nice job, who's capable of socializing in professional circles as well as just normal social circles. There is VERY little demand for 20 yr old nerds who would rather play league all day than study for a degree or a professional designation; a nerd who doesn't look great because he's been subsisting on a diet of doritos and pepsi for the last 8 years, who has no money, no real assets, and can barely hold a convo with a girl...

Next time you watch porn, which is probably within the next hour or so, and watch some gorgeous female give herself completely to a guy, understand that that is reality for tons of guys across the world (not in a porn situation, but in an actual legitimate, loving relationship), and that you will simply never have that (at least not with a hard-working, good-looking, ambitious, sexy woman). You'll watch porn until the day you die because you simply don't have enough game to make it happen yourself.

You lose, man. You can have this reddit convo. It's meaningless to me. Because where it ACTUALLY matters, you lose, and I win, every single time.

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